Two Minutes Hate

Bumpits

I generally enjoy commercials and infomercials. I don't usually buy the stuff because most of it is way too specialized of a purpose or seems a little vague on their health claims...or I just don't need it.

Bumpits annoy me highly.

• The commercial starts with an annoying scream


• The commercial says "...So last year"


• The commercial also says "...or rock a pony"


• Oh did I mention that the commercial has horrible writing?


• Do women really want to look like this?

Before - nice and normal, After - hideously deformed head.




• Bumpits make a person's head look funny shaped - alienish

I know for some reason women are obsessed with Hair Volume and always want to go bigger and (supposedly) better. This type of thing makes you look more like a laughing stock than anything else...OK maybe a peacock. Ladies, just be yourself. You are wonderful without stupid hair tricks. Seriously are your trying to look like this?

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