I noticed. The cards were 3 feet apart. Now I am not sure that I trust you...maybe I am getting a card that I think says "Hope you get well soon" but what it really says is "Stop being a cry baby. Oh boo-hoo, you have ebola." Do I take the risk and send that card to my sick grandma? Maybe, just maybe she is fluent in bird talk.
Hallmark, please stop turning Woodstock into a liar.
|Hope you get well soon.|
|Stop being a cry baby. Oh boo-hoo, you have ebola.|