- I have won the European International Lottery for $28 million Euros (twice!).
- A wealthy Prince wants me to help him get his money out of his country...for which he will pay me a 40% reward ($12 million).
- I have won the Canadian Internet Lottery for a measly $11 million.
- Three people have sent me $1000 gift cards to Wal-Mart.
- I have several opportunities to get rich quick from a new cell phone glitch.
- I can get Viagra at very cheap prices with worldwide shipping ( I wonder if they will accept my lottery winnings as payment?)
Hooray for me!