Bumpits

I generally enjoy commercials and infomercials. I don't usually buy the stuff because most of it is way too specialized of a purpose or seems a little vague on their health claims...or I just don't need it.
Bumpits annoy me highly.
- The commercial starts with an annoying scream
- The commercial says "...So last year"
- The commercial also says "...or rock a pony"
- Oh did I mention that the commercial has horrible writing?
- Do women really want to look like this?
- Bumpits make a person's head look funny shaped - alienish
Before - nice and normal, After - hideously deformed head.

I know for some reason women are obsessed with Hair Volume and always want to go bigger and (supposedly) better. This type of thing makes you look more like a laughing stock than anything else...OK maybe a peacock. Ladies, just be yourself. You are wonderful without stupid hair tricks. Seriously are your trying to look like this?

End Hate
2 comments:
And now you have not only brought up the Terminator movie to my, but also reminded me of Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull. Why, what have I ever done to you?
Just wait till your birthday!
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