Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Two Minutes Hate

Bumpits





I generally enjoy commercials and infomercials. I don't usually buy the stuff because most of it is way too specialized of a purpose or seems a little vague on their health claims...or I just don't need it.

Bumpits annoy me highly.


  • The commercial starts with an annoying scream

  • The commercial says "...So last year"

  • The commercial also says "...or rock a pony"

  • Oh did I mention that the commercial has horrible writing?

  • Do women really want to look like this?

    Before - nice and normal, After - hideously deformed head.


  • Bumpits make a person's head look funny shaped - alienish




I know for some reason women are obsessed with Hair Volume and always want to go bigger and (supposedly) better. This type of thing makes you look more like a laughing stock than anything else...OK maybe a peacock. Ladies, just be yourself. You are wonderful without stupid hair tricks. Seriously are your trying to look like this?


End Hate

2 comments:

Cameron Ted said...

And now you have not only brought up the Terminator movie to my, but also reminded me of Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull. Why, what have I ever done to you?

Michael said...

Just wait till your birthday!