"Hey Johnny Cash"
I tend to wear all black a lot. Not because I am a tortured soul or need to show how goth I am. No, I wear black mostly due to laziness. Black pants and a black shirt are the easiest match in a wardrobe and any wrinkles happen to be less noticeable. Plus most of my favorite shoes are black. I think it is a pretty pleasing aesthetic - clean and sharp. Admittedly, if I add my Danzig or spiked belt, I do feel metal...but that is just a bonus, the main reason is laziness.
I often end up wearing black 2 to 3 times a week. Every time I will have someone (usually the same couple people) say something like "Hey Johnny Cash." Ha ha...that is SO funny, especially after 2-3 times a week for the past ten years. It never gets old! And Johnny Cash is the only person in the world to have ever worn all black...so obviously I am taking after him whenever I do. Or maybe mimes. Don't get me wrong, I love Johnny Cash and would take that as a high compliment if they weren't just talking about my clothes. I always wonder if they even know anything about JC besides that he wore black. I doubt it.
It is just such a dumb thing to say EVERY time. I mean I don't say "Hey Magnum P.I." every time you wear a stupid, ugly Hawaiian shirt (way too often). Just remember, every time you call me Johnny Cash, I feel like Johnny Cash.