Thursday, April 22, 2010

Haiku Triptych

Was Sick In Fifth Grade
Missed On Haiku Lessons
Empty Hole In Life

Never Wrote Haiku
So Thought I’d Give It A Shot
This One Kinda Sucks

Haiku Not For Me
Never Want To Be Poet
Sucking All I Am


*Lesli* said...

um...good job!

Michael said...

Riiiiight...It did take me all of about 45 seconds to write those, so if you believe you get what you put in, I probably got my time's worth. I was just going to write a post about how I have never written a haiku. I then thought it would be funnier in haiku form. I was going to completely screw up the haiku form on purpose but decided to play it straight.

Cameron Ted said...

My fav is from fight club:

worker bees can leave
even drones can fly away
the queen is their slave

If I remember right, they are usually to contain some form about nature. So now I will try one:

The wind is so fast
My Hair messy like kite string
Kite gone forever

Word: Bithus, as in bithus dickus

Michael said...

See, I didn't know they usually had a nature theme. See what happens when you are sick for a few days in fifth grade? Whole life ruined.

Cameron Ted said...

Now now, I am not saying that HAVE to, I am only saying that I think they are supposed to be nature themed, but I am a dick, so what do I know?