Was Sick In Fifth Grade
Missed On Haiku Lessons
Empty Hole In Life
Never Wrote Haiku
So Thought I’d Give It A Shot
This One Kinda Sucks
Haiku Not For Me
Never Want To Be Poet
Sucking All I Am
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5 comments:
um...good job!
Riiiiight...It did take me all of about 45 seconds to write those, so if you believe you get what you put in, I probably got my time's worth. I was just going to write a post about how I have never written a haiku. I then thought it would be funnier in haiku form. I was going to completely screw up the haiku form on purpose but decided to play it straight.
My fav is from fight club:
worker bees can leave
even drones can fly away
the queen is their slave
If I remember right, they are usually to contain some form about nature. So now I will try one:
The wind is so fast
My Hair messy like kite string
Kite gone forever
Word: Bithus, as in bithus dickus
See, I didn't know they usually had a nature theme. See what happens when you are sick for a few days in fifth grade? Whole life ruined.
Now now, I am not saying that HAVE to, I am only saying that I think they are supposed to be nature themed, but I am a dick, so what do I know?
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